WANTED

  "This little gem will clean your floor like nothing you've ever seen!"
"All the important parts are METAL"
"For $49.95 and 30 minutes of your time for a demo, it can be yours!"

"Fine Print: That's just 7 easy payments of $49.95..."

Would you REALLY buy a vacuum cleaner from this man ?
Would you trust him to dump potato chips on your floor ?
Will his product REALLY clean up the mess ???
BEWARE!

This man was last seen skiing straight down a steep mountain at Dodge Ridge
Information on his whereabouts should be submitted to
"Director Barr" at 555-1212